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No Plan Japan 24 : The Trinity Effect

I slept pretty well, though I did require ear plugs against the snoring. Luckily most hostels in Japan offer them for free at the front desk along with an assortment of items travelers often find themselves lacking; brushes, toothbrush and paste, towels, hand sanitizer, the works. The earplugs were all I ever need or take, though I have tried the others and always feel bad using single use items which are barely past perfectly new before hitting a trash heap.

I met Spike in the morning, the other American from California whose travelling with Ryan whom I met and talked God with last night. We agreed to meet in town and hike the top-rated mountain on the island. They had their own rental car, which was filled to the gills with their luggage, which was enormous compared to my own, so I took the bus instead.

I found a coop store which had lots to offer and filled up on snacks and drank a full liter of juice and felt so good I was giggen with myself and the birds who I was singing with and enjoying myself fully. The boys showed up in their car, much less stuff now, and we drove up the mountain to the trail parking lot, chose to go barefoot the whole way and charged up the mountain together. It was a little slow at first but once we got past the first gravel portion and metal grated bridges to the thick, old growth soil and mud in the woods we were free to run.

My companions told me of themselves, of how they were both in the UFC and had come to Japan to fight in their own league, one that is similar to the UFC but is entirely owned by the Japanese and is a much different organization in practice, plus they can be paid in cash. They also told me their plans for God in the world, starting their own churches, one with martial arts as the main theme, and another more traditional in form. These men were 23 and 27 years old, but built like tanks. They thought I was their age, but I was older than both by 11 to 15 years.

It was a marvelous experience for more reasons than it being a recharging hike in the woods, that much was certainly true, especially doing it barefooted, but the fact that we were three men, mostly strangers, meeting in a strange land in a stranger island known for its connection to the gods, and all of it wrapped in a level of religious observance I have not experienced since 2001 when I last considered myself part of the church.

Now when you see UFC fighters beat their opponents into pulp and come to the microphone afterward to thank God, I almost always dismissed it as part of their persona, and surely it is, but what I experienced with Spike and Ryan showed me this is a real thing, it isn’t fake for everyone, for we prayed and read the bible, talked about passages and conversed with each other about their meanings, about whether or not we were really damned for some things and not for others, such as being homosexual. My stance was that it isn’t evil, it just doesn’t lead to the most profound life we are all meant to have, with a family of our own.

As much as I have come to abhor religion and everything about it in my youth, I found something there with those men, huddled together in prayer, that I know only exists in such a framework, and feeds the humans desire for meaning and comfort, community and guidance. It’s why religion has survived this long and why it will continue on until the time humanity has grown up and no longer needs it.

While we were ascending up the mountain a Japanese hiking with a woman man offered us Cannabis, the UFC fighters looked at the man, then at me, alarm bells ringing in my mind. The fact that 1/10th of a gram will land you seven years in a Japanese cell, combined with the fact that the man looked every inch a policeman, made me react casually if not well practiced at diffusing very serious situations.

“We don’t smoke.” I said, and charged past the man.

“You think he was a cop?” Spike asked

“I smelled it on him.” I said.

“Not worth it anyway.” Ryan said. We all nodded.

We ran into our previous hostel guests near the top, they had come from the other end of the mountain earlier that day, and we all rushed down the hill even as night descended fully and we could barely see a thing. Spike jumped in the river naked and got out in time to not be seen by our pursuers. We left the mountain in our car, not sure if the park had been closed and we would not be able to leave, this was a warning given to us by the group we met, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding. The place was closed, but the road was open. We took it to the coast and found a restaurant nearby.

Now I’m no stranger to big meals, but not at places like the one we went, which although nice and all, it was a no chairs, sit on your cushion type deal, but the bill all told with me not having ordered anything was 47,000 yen, roughly $300 US. Those boys could eat and drink! We left the place with a moment of indecision on whether or not I should drive, as I had not drank and they were clearly under the influence. But as I had no license and the campground was close by Ryan drove.

We got into the tents and fell asleep, but not before Spike kept making gay jokes about looking at him naked since he never sleeps with clothes on. Ryan and I just shook our heads.

“Ain’t nobody interested.” Ryan said.

“Nobody.” I agreed, and we all went to sleep.

The next morning we had coffee, read the bible, went skinny dipping in the ocean, my first time being fully submerged in the Japanese sea. It was very cool, but not cold, and the morning light was warm. We blessed our journeys and they dropped my off at the dock where I would be taking a ferry back to Kagoshima, and from there to Nagasaki, the place where the US Military dropped the second sun on Japan...

 

No Plan Japan 23 : Only Fools Rush In

The next morning was checkout. This is NO plan Japan, not, I have lots of hotels prebooked plan Japan, so I was rushed to make a new booking before having to checkout and though I felt it somewhere inside me, I didn’t know in that moment just how much of a mistake I had made. The owner of the place took me to the tourist center where I got the three day bus pass, which is very much worth it if you use the bus system more than 3 times going at least 10 stops each time. The buses however do not run the circumference of the island, which, because of my adventures with the monkey legions and their deer overseers among fallen trees I knew exactly why.

The new place I was to go edged that part of the island where the road became a jungle and was nearly impassable, and had reviews to match.

“Don’t expect a 7/11 or anything, it’s out in the middle of nowhere.”

“Not another building for miles.”

That kind of commentary.

Once I finally got off the bus with all my luggage, which was beginning to be a real pain, I always used to travel with nothing but a single school backpack but this time had a very large and medium size one, I humped into the forest following my GPS, which was often very inaccurate due to the phone being de-googled and thus more private. The hostel wasn’t clearly marked but by the sounds of the people inside I knew which building it was.

As I entered the man in charge asked me for my Passport, I gave it, he did a double take on me, then on my passport, then on the reservation, then back to me.

“Ohh, you’re not a women...”

“No. I’m not.” I said

“I’m sorry, but we have no room for you today. You must go.”

“Excuse me?” I said, sure it was a mistake, “But I made a reservation...”

“Yes, but not as a man, as a woman. As I said, you must go.”

“Refund?”

“No.”

“Choto Matte.” I said, meaning, wait a small moment, and I busted out my pc, since my phone had died, and looked over my reservation, sure as shit, I had accidentally chosen a female only bunk, as the female option is shown first when there is a split gender situation while using Booking.com, this was news to me, and terrible news at that.

Now the mind fucked retard inside all westerners would at this point say something about claiming to be a woman in order to remain at the hostel, I’m rather sure such a thing would not pass muster with the Japanese, and in any other circumstance I would pay to see the ensuing confrontation. This time however I was shit out of luck. I checked booking and either everything was booked or way back in town. I had to pray the man knew of another place.

“Is there another hostel nearby?”

“No. Nearest is far away.”

Far away and the bus id used to get there was the last one running that day, and a taxi would be expensive going all the way back to the docks, that was 35 miles away and night had long since fallen. Images of me humping through the jungle with monkeys trailing behind me for 5 hours came to mind, and I did not enjoy the thought one bit. I waited for the man to finish talking with his guests and approached him solemnly.

“Please sir, I need somewhere to stay. Do you have a bed, or a floor, anything I could use?” He narrowed his eyes at me as though weighing several things at once in his mind and then looked behind himself, turned back to me, looked back once more and blinked.

“You pay again?” I nodded.

“I have covid bed. Not supposed to use.” In my mind this sounded like the last thing a sane person would vigorously nod their heads to, but what was I to do?

“I’ll take it.” He nodded, took my money and lead me to the men’s dorm where there was a perfectly fine bunk bed sitting among the others. Apparently this man was either still under some restriction placed on him by the Government for the covid con job, or he really did like the idea of having less guests and thus less money, either way I took it eagerly then took a shower.

Once done with that I went to the main kitchen area where I got into a heavy and long conversation with a pair of socialist Frenchmen who simply could not come to terms with Anarchy in any way and continuously refused to accept that anyone could own anything, even themselves. It was at the tail end of this discussion that a large, powerful white man of young age entered, and we got to talking as well. He was American and very much religious; he invited me to go adventuring tomorrow, and I said it could be. Ohh and what an adventure it was!

It was then that one of the frenchman, of the non socialist variety, drew my face and gave it to me before bed, “You have the face of a revolutionary.” he told me, shook my hand, and it was time for bed…

 

 

No Plan Japan 18 - Where the Bomb Fell

No Plan Japan 18 - Where the Bomb Fell

Isn't it strange to be pulled in the direction of ultimate suffering? To have something inside you that actually wants to face the hard and ugly facts of life that most everyone else does their best to avoid? But thats just what Hiroshima was for me, a sore spot in reality that needs to be witnessed, and remembered. To be understood as more than just "The place a battle happened..." or, "Where a weapon was used on people." Out of all the choices there were, all the options to see the vast and beautiful places of Japan stretching thousands of miles and across vastly different climates, I knew which place was the most important to see. Not just because I'm a German/American whose families fought against each other in World War 2, but because I'm Human like everyone else, and life on this planet is nothing if not a test of wills sharpened against the brutal reality of our races ability to hate and fear on another.

No Plan Japan 12 : The Phoenix

No Plan Japan 12 : The Phoenix

Life seems to haunt us with lessons we are not prepared to meet with grace or the passion often required to rise to the occasion. How so? How can passion and haunting lessons be mixed together in the same sentence? It should be no surprise to any of you that lessons are there for our own benefit, otherwise we'd call them something else, like tragedies. But what could be more tragic than a life without lessons? A life devoid of growth? Such things do exist, and never so much as now, for at the same time we are capable of living lives devoid of choice, following a prescription that one facet of society or culture has set, we are also creating machines with unchangeable programming that act in our world, changing it as programmed. Yet we are not so perfectly static as them, not yet. Our programs can change the moment we recognize them as merely that and chose a different way. 

No Plan Japan : Dinosaurs and Ramen

No Plan Japan : Dinosaurs and Ramen

Now that we’ve laid the ground work for my relationship to travel in the past and my feelings as they’ve changed in this massive city, lets get down the business of exploring the people and the culture of japan as I’m experiencing them. My first order of business after overcoming my extreme lack of sleep and loneliness was to explore Tokyo, a total impossibility I assure you, as neither my time in Japan nor my wallet would allow for a complete trekking of 845 square miles of super city above ground, 300 kilometers of railways underground, along with 18 kilometers of shopping malls built into that 300 so... yeah, you have to pick and choose your battles.

No Plan Japan 7 : Lost in Translation

No Plan Japan 7 : Lost in Translation

Ever see that movie Lost in Translation with Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson? Probably not. I only saw it once and felt so alienated by its theme and pace that I hardly remember it all. But if you've ever dropped from a high place into darkness, not knowing whether you'd live or die, but knowing either way you'd be all alone with no one and nothing to bring you back but yourself, then you get the movie.

No Plan Japan 6 : The Capsule Corporation

No Plan Japan 6 : The Capsule Corporation

In true form to my mission statement for this trip the first plan I made was not for me, Unplan hostel was too far and to expensive for my liking. There's no way I'm spending $50 a night for a bunk bed. I may not be slumming it as I did when I traveled the world an age ago, but I'm not high balling it either. My sister tried sending me to the Cerulean hotel, "where all the models go." That would have been cherry if I had invested in Bit coin on the ground floor back in 2011, as I had been ready to do but didn't, such is life. Since I'm not rich the super models and their $900 a night suits on the 48th floor above the Tokyo skyline will have wait, perhaps indefinitely, and that's fine. Its not my scene anymore anyways.